johnwatsonschafingpenis

magicalmusing:

samanddeanandcasarelove:

mishafer:

farrahda5hy:

mishafer:

Do you ever wonder about Balthazar’s vessel? Like, what if he was a button-down, conservative Christian guy who was so honoured to be chosen by an angel. And then the first night Balthazar has him as his vessel he gets drunk & has a huge fucking orgy. 

#i bet he was a kindergarten teacher

*Sunday school teacher.  

Kindergarten teacher at a private Christian school

Wow

Kindergarten teacher at a private Christian school, still saving it for marriage.

john-sassy-watson

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

dontbeanassbutt

In case anyone is having a bad night:

heythereclifford:

radiolightning:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

songofages
bbcadler:

This look that he gives Mary when she says “there’s nothing I would not do to stop that (John leaving her) from happening” says it all.

Sherlock has DONE everything that he can to make sure that John stays his friend and to make sure that John is happy. He’s standing there internally bleeding, he was driving himself mad trying to help plan the wedding, he faked his death and left his friends for two years (and he was tortured during those two years), and he restarted his heart because he knew that John would not be safe with Mary. HE has done everything he can to make sure that John is happy and he doesn’t want to hear this shit from Mary. 

He doesn’t want to hear her say “there’s nothing I would not do” because he has done it all. He has practically destroyed himself in order to keep John safe and happy. Look at him. He’s BLEEDING INTERNALLY right now! He doesn’t want to hear all of this shit that she would do because he has already done it all. There’s nothing that Mary would do that Sherlock hasn’t already tried to or done.

Sherlock has done everything for John and to hear Mary say “there’s nothing I would not do” to keep him, would be incredibly infuriating for him. He’s been so completely selfless for John and his WIFE won’t even be truthful to him. She shot John’s best friend and has lied to him since the day they met. Sherlock doesn’t want to hear anything that Mary’s got to say on the subject of being “selfless” for John. He knows what it’s like to be completely selfless for someone, no matter what, even if they’re not happy with YOU, all that matters is that they’re happy. Sherlock has grasped this concept, Mary has not.

Bottom line: Sherlock is willing to suffer for Johns well being, where as Mary is willing to make others suffer for her well being.

bbcadler:

This look that he gives Mary when she says “there’s nothing I would not do to stop that (John leaving her) from happening” says it all.

Sherlock has DONE everything that he can to make sure that John stays his friend and to make sure that John is happy. He’s standing there internally bleeding, he was driving himself mad trying to help plan the wedding, he faked his death and left his friends for two years (and he was tortured during those two years), and he restarted his heart because he knew that John would not be safe with Mary. HE has done everything he can to make sure that John is happy and he doesn’t want to hear this shit from Mary.

He doesn’t want to hear her say “there’s nothing I would not do” because he has done it all. He has practically destroyed himself in order to keep John safe and happy. Look at him. He’s BLEEDING INTERNALLY right now! He doesn’t want to hear all of this shit that she would do because he has already done it all. There’s nothing that Mary would do that Sherlock hasn’t already tried to or done.

Sherlock has done everything for John and to hear Mary say “there’s nothing I would not do” to keep him, would be incredibly infuriating for him. He’s been so completely selfless for John and his WIFE won’t even be truthful to him. She shot John’s best friend and has lied to him since the day they met. Sherlock doesn’t want to hear anything that Mary’s got to say on the subject of being “selfless” for John. He knows what it’s like to be completely selfless for someone, no matter what, even if they’re not happy with YOU, all that matters is that they’re happy. Sherlock has grasped this concept, Mary has not.

Bottom line: Sherlock is willing to suffer for Johns well being, where as Mary is willing to make others suffer for her well being.

songofages

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

supernaturalwholock:

the-perks-of-being-superwholock:

i was in my room and someone knocked on the door so i screamed “WHAT” very viciously because i was watching spn and this very handsome guy walks in with a vacuum and hes like “im ur cleaning lady im here to clean OOH IS THAT SUPERNATURAL” and he just drops the vacuum and sits on my bed and now we’re watching spn together what do i do

let him watch 

He called himself your cleaning lady

Keep him

Catch him in a devils trap, keep him in your trunk and never let him go. Its ok, he’s probably fired by now anyways.

jupitereyed

thesugarquills:

We painted the 221b wallpaper for less than $20.

By using coupons to buy multiple canvas packs, fun foam, and paint at Michael’s, we were able to use nine 16x20 canvases and one cork board to give the impression of wallpaper and a case wall.

Since the case wall is on cork, we can change it as often as we like.

Total time took 6 hours with scienceofcumberbatch tracing almost all of the stencils, and pickanycard and thesugarquills (myself) doing most of the painting… We even painted through the earthquake.

This is SOOOOOOO awesome and I wanna try it too, but one problem. I am personally offended that you let the canvass dry on a big Thor thing. What is the Thor thing anyways? Is letting the canvass dry on a big Thor thing required for the best results? Did you at any point incur Odens wrath in the making of 221b?

dontbeanassbutt

homebeccer:

flying-prussian-pugs:

rules-broken-fate-rewritten:

stickthinmodels:

feminspire:

YES!

IMPORTANT

the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.

I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.

jesse oh my god

Breasts are a specific kind of sweat gland, the proof of our mammal status. Just because females have the android of the breast world and guys have brick phones doesn’t mean females breasts are toys. Was your mothers breast a sex organ when she nursed you as a baby? No.
Are your girlfriends breasts sex organs when your in bed together? Still no.
Many people get sexual satisfaction from attention to their necks and yet the neck is not a sexual organ and isn’t expected to be covered. What about foot fetish? Just because something is sexually attractive to men does not make it something inappropriate for public display.
Women use to die on the operating table because the male doctor thought it was too inappropriate to remove the clothing covering the wound. Grow up men, and join us in the modern world, where women’s bodies are not controlled by male opinion.
P.s. Some trans men have breasts too and they should have the right to swim in what they want. So get over it and and accept body equality.