every night sherlock prays for john’s dick to be in his mouth
John: Well, if he’s on his knees anyways then who am I to refuse him?
Harry Watson was not at her brothers wedding because she’d promised to convince everyone there John was marrying his best man and John, knowing her, believed she could actually succeed.
Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.
remove cattle from stage
that’s not even the best partkey terms include:
- “balance your chair on two legs”
- "continue swimming motion"
- "insert peanuts"
- "play ball!"
- "release the penguins"
- "gradually become agitated"
- "light explosives now….. and….. ….. now."
TONY STARK PERFORMED IT IN A CAVE!!!
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!
omg i was looking up pics of hitler and i cANT STOP LAUGHING
Oh my god
Only on tumblr do we not question why they were looking up hitler
He looks like a weird bull man.
(I know what its called but not how to spell it and spell correct is giving me the silent treatment)